THE PITTSTAIN! My rockin’ bod is majorly busted after the events of my latest gallivant around town, but what was supposed to be a nice time of relaxing and recovering at th’ hospital has turned into a fiasco of the highest degree! I got a killer out for my head, and I’m still hooked up to an IV! My life is on the line, and I don’t think any doctors are gonna be able to help this time! This hospital sucks! Somebody get my lawyer, Rev. Carl Booger Jr., down here stat–I’m gonna sue!